Once I led a group of world leaders, sorry, I meant lemmings, to the edge of a cliff and told them, "Leap, my friends! This way lies freedom." The self-appointed chief of the lemmings said, "You realise you are attempting to murder us with a natural history stereotype that is nothing more than a myth?" I nodded and said,"People have always urged others to act in ways that can seem self-destructive. And I am people. And a bit of bastard." We all nodded, as we stood on the cliff, watching the sunset. We all still chat on WhatsApp.